Tricked

 Jack:  but yeah this is why i can never vote for a woman president
 me:  oh god
HERE WE GO
 Jack:  you all get tricked into buying a crazy expensive dress you will only ever wear once in your life
 me:  NO
we don’t ALL GET TRICKED
i am not tricked
i don’t want a dress
 Jack:  hahaha we’ll see
 Jack:  the wedding industrial complex
 Jack:  i do like going to weddings and like
judging them