Tricked
Jack: but yeah this is why i can never vote for a woman president
me: oh god
HERE WE GO
Jack: you all get tricked into buying a crazy expensive dress you will only ever wear once in your life
me: NO
we don’t ALL GET TRICKED
i am not tricked
i don’t want a dress
Jack: hahaha we’ll see
Jack: the wedding industrial complex
Jack: i do like going to weddings and like
judging them