Cookie pieces!
Tom: The first thing we notice when we open up our bags is that we need to sue … the company.
Mike: Something has gone horribly awry with my sleeve of Keebler Fudge Stripe cookies.
Tom: Michael’s bag of Keebler Fudge Stripes … looks like Shrek sat on it.
Mike: They’re just decimated.
Tom: Yours are crushed! There’s not one whole cookie! My thing is, when I go to a store, and I get a snack, I like it to be in its whole form. I don’t want someone to have crushed it to dust.
Mike: These are cookie pieces! Let me tell you something — if they sold it that, as a snack —
Tom: What would they call it?
Mike: Cookie pieces! Gamechanger! Like I love cookie pieces, but I want to know, when I open it up — cookie pieces! Don’t tell me it’s fucking cookies if it’s cookie pieces!
Episode 2 of Mike and Tom Eat Snacks - Fudge Stripes
